I keep an eye on all sorts of different review and message boards and I'm often *very* tickled by reading my reviews.  I think some of my friends have missed their calling (J...you should know who you are!)...and should be writing the next great novel.  A compililation of erotic works in the least would be most wonderful.

 

So I'm minding my own business...waking up a bit...sipping a nice Columbian coffee with a bit of hazelnut creamer...and come across a new review...from a lovely gent with whom I've been emailing for months and have visited with a couple times :).  I love rehashing so many moments...the joy...the laughter...the animalistic needs and reactions.  He is such a gem, but darling I must correct you on something.  I *never* masturbate before my first cup of coffee...while enjoying it yes...if I crawl back into bed for a bit yes...if I hop in the shower yes...but certainly not before sipping some coffee.  My gosh darling, what kind of girl do you think I am?